okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this
It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.
“Yes, Perfect”
why does chris hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?
What's your sexuality
stupid
where does a mansplainer get his water
from a well, actually
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
If u defend my name when im not around I truly appreciate u
*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht
My husband just referred to sand as heterosexual glitter
Explains why I hate it