But imagine GLaDOS singing to herself in the chassis room and then, when she finishes her song, behind her she hears Wheatley tell her she has a beautiful voice and she gets embarrassed and a little angry and she’s like “What the hell are you doing in...

The Virus Core froze up, then looked in his direction, tilting her head a bit to the side as she wondered why she hasn’t seen him, as She always told her to monitor old chambers like the one she stood in. "Oh! Hello there, I’m the Virus Core… But I’m fond of the name Krystalline, and that’s what most people call me anyways." With a swipe of her hand, the electricity had been forced back within her palm. “Nice to meet you.” Suddenly, she had been smacked in the face with a storage cube, making her squeak in surprise. "Oh my goodness! If I was in human form I’d be dead that time." she muttered, strapping on her black gloves. In a split-second, she had made her way through the many debris she had yet to clear and skidded to a halt at an Aerial Faith Plate close by. She knelt down and started to hack in its system, speaking as she did. "…. Well, I guess I am seen often. Usually, whenever I fix a chamber, there always seems to be someone I run into. Test-subject, fellow core or friendly turret, I’m fine with anyone being with me unless they want me dead. Unless I actually have a good reason to be there…" She shrugged her shoulders and tested the Faith Plate out, setting a cube on it and heading to his location. "Oops! Wait a second!" Electricity was sent through the floor, and a panel blocked off the cube before it hit him, or anything she just fixed.

He jumped back in surprise, and he actually yelped out, but finally calmed back down when he realized he had been shielded.

"Ah—erm..I guess I have to thank you there."

He walked closer towards her, and he came to a halt behind her.

"Hopefully I wont get hit back here. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Krystalline. I also have to thank you for fixing up the old chambers. I haven’t had the time to do that myself! Heh."

Krystal fixed up her strawberry pink hair and looked down, testing the Aerial Faith Plate out again with the same storage cube. This time, the cube had smacked right into the wall, getting her to cringe. "N-no problem." She just blankly stared at the spot where the cube had hit. "Oh dear. If I used a test-subject instead of it there would be blood all over those panels. I’d have to grab that person’s being and stuff them into a core until I can pull them into another body if they’re alive. Oh yeesh, could imagine all that blood.” She glanced back at Furiosus. "You wont get hit with a cube, don’t worry. This is the only Faith Plate. And as for fixing up chambers? That’s the only thing they saw I could do. Even manipulating objects like that panel that blocked you. It’s what I’ve been doing my entire life as a core, so I’ve been pretty used to being smacked in the face by a flying turret, cube, core—- Even… Birds. And their eggs.” She giggled softly but frowned a bit at remembering all those dead birds she killed not too long ago when She had found out there was an entire group—- No, ARMY - of those frightening animals. "Eh. Well, so why’re you here? I know a lot of stuff from being around here for a long time and also being the replacement for GLaDOS at certain times— and She pretty much knows a lot more than I thought She did- and I’ve never met you…"

She trailed off as she started using the Faith Plate again. This time, the cube fell straight into the murky water absolutely nowhere near her target. She was really just screaming in frustration at that attempt. In her head. "Since when did— my goodness, that went horribly, and that was worse than ever…"

"Wait! Let me see. I’ve been experimenting with these things, and I think I can just.."

He blinked his eyes, before crouching down, and he placed a hand onto the plate’s rim. A luminous blue hue on his back shined through his black clothing, and he looked back towards her.

"I think you’ve heard of the core they call Wheatley, right?"

Slight beeps and boops were heard from the large panel, and he finally began to rise back up.

"Try it now!"

Krystal blinked, then tossed another storage cube on the plate. It went up into the air and it hit the target safely, just as she was testing it for. Her eyes widened and she grinned at him. "Thanks so much! I’ve been at it for weeks, really. Frustrating. Thankfully that’s off my back. Um, back to the question— Why’re you here exactly? I’m really just curious. Again, never met you until now.”

"Sometimes I just like to walk around..It soothes me. Reminds me of the good ol’ days. When I was just a little core, and I was built to make dumb ideas, and a test subject carried me. Things like that. I just walk around the empty chambers full of rust ‘n such."

He rubbed his hands together, and he stepped back. A smile spread across his face, and he nodded.

"Back to my question, you’ve heard of a blue intelligence dampening core named Wheatley, right? Pretty important there. Not really. But still!"

"Yep. Had a history with the guy. Rather not speak of it. But it includes deaths of scientists, GLaDOS, a certain test-subject aaand a lot of insanity.” She bit her lip. “Crap. Even just mentioning keywords like that are gonna set me off. Shouldn’t have done that.” Her electricity went out without a warning, this time it was red instead of pink. She squeaked and forced it back in her hand. "Yep! I shouldn’t do that!"

He backed up in response, and he awkwardly chuckled.

"Bad history, eh? Well, good thing that I'm....not..him."

Wow, great lying there.

"He was an idiot! A complete moron. I mean, who takes over a facility and almost blows it up?"

You. You did that.

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The Virus Core froze up, then looked in his direction, tilting her head a bit to the side as she wondered why she hasn’t seen him, as She always told her to monitor old chambers like the one she stood in. "Oh! Hello there, I’m the Virus Core… But I’m fond of the name Krystalline, and that’s what most people call me anyways." With a swipe of her hand, the electricity had been forced back within her palm. “Nice to meet you.” Suddenly, she had been smacked in the face with a storage cube, making her squeak in surprise. "Oh my goodness! If I was in human form I’d be dead that time." she muttered, strapping on her black gloves. In a split-second, she had made her way through the many debris she had yet to clear and skidded to a halt at an Aerial Faith Plate close by. She knelt down and started to hack in its system, speaking as she did. "…. Well, I guess I am seen often. Usually, whenever I fix a chamber, there always seems to be someone I run into. Test-subject, fellow core or friendly turret, I’m fine with anyone being with me unless they want me dead. Unless I actually have a good reason to be there…" She shrugged her shoulders and tested the Faith Plate out, setting a cube on it and heading to his location. "Oops! Wait a second!" Electricity was sent through the floor, and a panel blocked off the cube before it hit him, or anything she just fixed.

He jumped back in surprise, and he actually yelped out, but finally calmed back down when he realized he had been shielded.

"Ah—erm..I guess I have to thank you there."

He walked closer towards her, and he came to a halt behind her.

"Hopefully I wont get hit back here. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Krystalline. I also have to thank you for fixing up the old chambers. I haven’t had the time to do that myself! Heh."

Krystal fixed up her strawberry pink hair and looked down, testing the Aerial Faith Plate out again with the same storage cube. This time, the cube had smacked right into the wall, getting her to cringe. "N-no problem." She just blankly stared at the spot where the cube had hit. "Oh dear. If I used a test-subject instead of it there would be blood all over those panels. I’d have to grab that person’s being and stuff them into a core until I can pull them into another body if they’re alive. Oh yeesh, could imagine all that blood.” She glanced back at Furiosus. "You wont get hit with a cube, don’t worry. This is the only Faith Plate. And as for fixing up chambers? That’s the only thing they saw I could do. Even manipulating objects like that panel that blocked you. It’s what I’ve been doing my entire life as a core, so I’ve been pretty used to being smacked in the face by a flying turret, cube, core—- Even… Birds. And their eggs.” She giggled softly but frowned a bit at remembering all those dead birds she killed not too long ago when She had found out there was an entire group—- No, ARMY - of those frightening animals. "Eh. Well, so why’re you here? I know a lot of stuff from being around here for a long time and also being the replacement for GLaDOS at certain times— and She pretty much knows a lot more than I thought She did- and I’ve never met you…"

She trailed off as she started using the Faith Plate again. This time, the cube fell straight into the murky water absolutely nowhere near her target. She was really just screaming in frustration at that attempt. In her head. "Since when did— my goodness, that went horribly, and that was worse than ever…"

"Wait! Let me see. I’ve been experimenting with these things, and I think I can just.."

He blinked his eyes, before crouching down, and he placed a hand onto the plate’s rim. A luminous blue hue on his back shined through his black clothing, and he looked back towards her.

"I think you’ve heard of the core they call Wheatley, right?"

Slight beeps and boops were heard from the large panel, and he finally began to rise back up.

"Try it now!"

Krystal blinked, then tossed another storage cube on the plate. It went up into the air and it hit the target safely, just as she was testing it for. Her eyes widened and she grinned at him. "Thanks so much! I’ve been at it for weeks, really. Frustrating. Thankfully that’s off my back. Um, back to the question— Why’re you here exactly? I’m really just curious. Again, never met you until now.”

"Sometimes I just like to walk around..It soothes me. Reminds me of the good ol' days. When I was just a little core, and I was built to make dumb ideas, and a test subject carried me. Things like that. I just walk around the empty chambers full of rust 'n such."

He rubbed his hands together, and he stepped back. A smile spread across his face, and he nodded.

"Back to my question, you've heard of a blue intelligence dampening core named Wheatley, right? Pretty important there. Not really. But still!"

The Virus Core froze up, then looked in his direction, tilting her head a bit to the side as she wondered why she hasn’t seen him, as She always told her to monitor old chambers like the one she stood in. "Oh! Hello there, I’m the Virus Core… But I’m fond of the name Krystalline, and that’s what most people call me anyways." With a swipe of her hand, the electricity had been forced back within her palm. “Nice to meet you.” Suddenly, she had been smacked in the face with a storage cube, making her squeak in surprise. "Oh my goodness! If I was in human form I’d be dead that time." she muttered, strapping on her black gloves. In a split-second, she had made her way through the many debris she had yet to clear and skidded to a halt at an Aerial Faith Plate close by. She knelt down and started to hack in its system, speaking as she did. "…. Well, I guess I am seen often. Usually, whenever I fix a chamber, there always seems to be someone I run into. Test-subject, fellow core or friendly turret, I’m fine with anyone being with me unless they want me dead. Unless I actually have a good reason to be there…" She shrugged her shoulders and tested the Faith Plate out, setting a cube on it and heading to his location. "Oops! Wait a second!" Electricity was sent through the floor, and a panel blocked off the cube before it hit him, or anything she just fixed.

He jumped back in surprise, and he actually yelped out, but finally calmed back down when he realized he had been shielded.

"Ah—erm..I guess I have to thank you there."

He walked closer towards her, and he came to a halt behind her.

"Hopefully I wont get hit back here. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Krystalline. I also have to thank you for fixing up the old chambers. I haven’t had the time to do that myself! Heh."

Krystal fixed up her strawberry pink hair and looked down, testing the Aerial Faith Plate out again with the same storage cube. This time, the cube had smacked right into the wall, getting her to cringe. "N-no problem." She just blankly stared at the spot where the cube had hit. "Oh dear. If I used a test-subject instead of it there would be blood all over those panels. I’d have to grab that person’s being and stuff them into a core until I can pull them into another body if they’re alive. Oh yeesh, could imagine all that blood.” She glanced back at Furiosus. "You wont get hit with a cube, don’t worry. This is the only Faith Plate. And as for fixing up chambers? That’s the only thing they saw I could do. Even manipulating objects like that panel that blocked you. It’s what I’ve been doing my entire life as a core, so I’ve been pretty used to being smacked in the face by a flying turret, cube, core—- Even… Birds. And their eggs.” She giggled softly but frowned a bit at remembering all those dead birds she killed not too long ago when She had found out there was an entire group—- No, ARMY - of those frightening animals. "Eh. Well, so why’re you here? I know a lot of stuff from being around here for a long time and also being the replacement for GLaDOS at certain times— and She pretty much knows a lot more than I thought She did- and I’ve never met you…"

She trailed off as she started using the Faith Plate again. This time, the cube fell straight into the murky water absolutely nowhere near her target. She was really just screaming in frustration at that attempt. In her head. "Since when did— my goodness, that went horribly, and that was worse than ever…"

"Wait! Let me see. I've been experimenting with these things, and I think I can just.."

He blinked his eyes, before crouching down, and he placed a hand onto the plate's rim. A luminous blue hue on his back shined through his black clothing, and he looked back towards her.

"I think you've heard of the core they call Wheatley, right?"

Slight beeps and boops were heard from the large panel, and he finally began to rise back up.

"Try it now!"

I’m not usually attracted to Wheatley as a human, only the Chassis Core. But sometimes when I see those evil ones with his head slightly tilted down, while still looking towards you it’s just.

theres one

She was shocked and just stood there staring at the door where he left from. After a few minutes she came back to herself and looked around “what…?” Was all she could say in the confusion

The glass finally ascended back up, letting Derpy have access to the rest of the room. The room fell silent, with nothing but the sound of her breath. The room began to dim down, with the lights flickering. 

She stopped breathing, remembering she was dead and listened to the pure silence. No blood. No breath and no heart beat. Her clawed hands went back to fingers and her eyes stopped glowing. She folded her wings and realized how alone she was again. She walked to the door and knocked

"G-Get..Get away!"

His voice was heard from being the metal, and the quickly locked the door, so she couldn’t enter.

"Just…Go away..and don’t talk.."

Now, even after all the fighting and yelling, she wanted help him. But she sighted and did it

He growled in response to the attempt, he attempted to get her away again.

"Come on..GO! You hate me, I hate you, so GO! Now. Please, just go I’ll even let you go! Into the free world. Just leave me alone!"

"I don’t wanna go." She sighed "out there I have nothing but pain…. in here is like a…. a permanent vacation… even if you’re here.." She added the last bit with anger "c’mon dude…. it’s actually kinda fun to test, you just ruined it by being a jerk"

☾-☣-☽ Furiosus squinted his eyes, and he boiled with rage. He banged his hand against the door, and he released the gates!

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU BRAIN-DAMAGED WENCH! I just test for….science. And YOUR sorry ass keeps mukin’ it up! I spent..Three..FIVE years in space, you think I would want to release my rage after being stuck with an idiot that wont SHUT UP!”

He pushed his back against the door, and he fell back, with his head hitting against the metal.

"Ya’know….. I kinda understand how you feel…. I have an idiot in my head who hasn’t shut up in over 200 years….. yes you’re an idiot!…. Because you won’t shut up!… Ugh! No I’m not going to say that… because he’s a robot thingy!… I’m not the stupid one, YOU ARE!-" She cut of the conversation with herself and just started banging her head on the door, trying to crack open her head

"You aren't going to succeed in that. I already tried..."

He cut himself off before he got too far. He slammed his hand against a button, letting the door slide over, and he fell to the ground, plopping down right next to Derpy's feet.

"Should've planned that out before I opened the bloody door.."

The Virus Core froze up, then looked in his direction, tilting her head a bit to the side as she wondered why she hasn’t seen him, as She always told her to monitor old chambers like the one she stood in. "Oh! Hello there, I’m the Virus Core… But I’m fond of the name Krystalline, and that’s what most people call me anyways." With a swipe of her hand, the electricity had been forced back within her palm. “Nice to meet you.” Suddenly, she had been smacked in the face with a storage cube, making her squeak in surprise. "Oh my goodness! If I was in human form I’d be dead that time." she muttered, strapping on her black gloves. In a split-second, she had made her way through the many debris she had yet to clear and skidded to a halt at an Aerial Faith Plate close by. She knelt down and started to hack in its system, speaking as she did. "…. Well, I guess I am seen often. Usually, whenever I fix a chamber, there always seems to be someone I run into. Test-subject, fellow core or friendly turret, I’m fine with anyone being with me unless they want me dead. Unless I actually have a good reason to be there…" She shrugged her shoulders and tested the Faith Plate out, setting a cube on it and heading to his location. "Oops! Wait a second!" Electricity was sent through the floor, and a panel blocked off the cube before it hit him, or anything she just fixed.

He jumped back in surprise, and he actually yelped out, but finally calmed back down when he realized he had been shielded.

"Ah--erm..I guess I have to thank you there."

He walked closer towards her, and he came to a halt behind her.

"Hopefully I wont get hit back here. It's a pleasure to meet you, Krystalline. I also have to thank you for fixing up the old chambers. I haven't had the time to do that myself! Heh."

Furiosus chuckled at his brothers behavior. He placed a hand onto his head, and he smirked.

"I think they over did it with the painkillers. Now…Wait, blue eyes?"

He froze up, before quickly moving his hand onto his shoulder, and the other on the other shoulder.

"It isn’t GLaDOS…And you don’t know any other women that I know of…So that leaves..That mute lunatic? Please don’t be the mute lunatic.."

The android put both arms around his brother and he giggled. “Lunatic? Mute…. Heh… SH-She wouldn’t be much of a mute aft—afterrr I—” Thankfully, something distracted him, and the moron cooed as he stumbled over to a shiny object on the ground.

He placed a hand onto his face, and he sighed.

"Damn you doctors..."

He walked over to his bubbly brother, and he sighed.

"What did you find THIS time?"