(I used to do that to my siblings)

*sidles in* ah, so uh…yeah… hello there. i know it’s been way longer than what seems necessary that i went MIA. Suffice it to say that i just could not get to the internet outside of work, and while at work i haven’t had the time or capability to do anything other my necessary tasks. i’m okay. i’m okay, just starting to get back to normal finally. i know it’s been a while, so please do not feel obligated to stick around if you don’t want. If you’ve moved on/lost inspiration due to the lack of activity/found another sans, Papyrus, or person in general you like writing with better that is okay and i will not be upset by it. Or even if you don’t wanna rp anymore but just wanna talk, i’m cool with that too. i mean, hell, it’ll probably take me a minute to get back into the swing of things—i haven’t done anything fan related, or fun really, since i’ve been gone and getting my muse back might not be an easy task even for me. So yeah i’ll be around, you can talk to me, yell at me, whatever you’d like. You can even remind me of our thread if you still want to pick up where we left off, and i’ll do my best to try and revive more quickly. Thanks for understanding.

tbh i’m probably just gonna settle in for a while; posting pics and memes, music, shitposting...i’ll probably take IC asks too, just depends on how i’m feeling.

for those of you who are already hyping me back up--don’t worry!  i’ll get started on replies in the mean time, but i’m not about to send out garbage either!  so please share with me a little bit more of your patience!

love you~!

*sidles in* ah, so uh…yeah… hello there. i know it’s been way longer than what seems necessary that i went MIA. Suffice it to say that i just could not get to the internet outside of work, and while at work i haven’t had the time or capability to do anything other my necessary tasks. i’m okay. i’m okay, just starting to get back to normal finally. i know it’s been a while, so please do not feel obligated to stick around if you don’t want. If you’ve moved on/lost inspiration due to the lack of activity/found another sans, Papyrus, or person in general you like writing with better that is okay and i will not be upset by it. Or even if you don’t wanna rp anymore but just wanna talk, i’m cool with that too. i mean, hell, it’ll probably take me a minute to get back into the swing of things—i haven’t done anything fan related, or fun really, since i’ve been gone and getting my muse back might not be an easy task even for me. So yeah i’ll be around, you can talk to me, yell at me, whatever you’d like. You can even remind me of our thread if you still want to pick up where we left off, and i’ll do my best to try and revive more quickly. Thanks for understanding.

((*Does a sexy hip dance at. It may be slightly awkward too.* <3!!!))

birds can have sexy hip dances??? i feel a thousand times smarter...and awkward.

*sidles in* ah, so uh…yeah… hello there. i know it’s been way longer than what seems necessary that i went MIA. Suffice it to say that i just could not get to the internet outside of work, and while at work i haven’t had the time or capability to do anything other my necessary tasks. i’m okay. i’m okay, just starting to get back to normal finally. i know it’s been a while, so please do not feel obligated to stick around if you don’t want. If you’ve moved on/lost inspiration due to the lack of activity/found another sans, Papyrus, or person in general you like writing with better that is okay and i will not be upset by it. Or even if you don’t wanna rp anymore but just wanna talk, i’m cool with that too. i mean, hell, it’ll probably take me a minute to get back into the swing of things—i haven’t done anything fan related, or fun really, since i’ve been gone and getting my muse back might not be an easy task even for me. So yeah i’ll be around, you can talk to me, yell at me, whatever you’d like. You can even remind me of our thread if you still want to pick up where we left off, and i’ll do my best to try and revive more quickly. Thanks for understanding.

BITCH I’M STILL HERE FUCKER

GOOD YOU BETTER BE-- i mean-- hello sweet child i have missed you

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“Ahaha, very funny” she snarled at him. The spark of flame, her agitation, the tell tale sign that she was at the end of her rope here.  He teleported in front of her! “Fuck, damn it!” she snapped, scrambling backwards. She leaped up to her feet, whirring of gears and metal feet smashing against the snow. She hissed angrily. 

“What is with everything here trying to kill or capture me?” she bared her teeth, brown pixie hair messy and still wet with snow, as were her shirt and shorts. She winced from the previous stings, dusting off the obvious grey DUST of her previous encounters. “Just leave me alone!” She snapped. Did this monster not know what lurked in? It obvious she was waning in strength, tired herself out. She did not stand a chance without letting the obvious seep into her veins, so she fell to her knees, wincing as the cold air burned her lungs.

@youreacomicsans

Sans seemed overly amused by that desperate question; which is to say a normal response would have just been to answer the girl.  Instead, his grin widened and he laughed quite loudly, one hand eventually having to hold his side and the other his forehead to quiet the rumbling sound echoing off the snow covered ground and through the leafless trees.

“Human.  Don’t know you anything?”  He asked between the dark sound of his chuckling.  “In the Underground...  It’s kill or be killed.”  A slogan really, but for most monsters it just meant you had to know how to protect yourself (and any others you cared about) or else you’d be killed without hesitation.

By the angry shouting though, Sans feigned offense.  Mockingly, he put a hand to his chest and had the audacity to look wounded by the command, “Leave you alone?  You’re the one riling up the forest with the stink of your soon-to-be-rotting flesh.”  As the words left his mouth, his grin grew wider from its default span, making it apparent that he had no such plans as listening.

“Now.  You can be a good little human and come with me.  Or you can piss me off even more by trying to run.  Your choice.”

The Art of Murder

A Monster Ball

Hey there, pals! I just read about a fun little event that I guess took place on Tumblr last year (well, Discord, rather) called a “MonsterBall”. In this, all Undertale blogs get together on a pre-made Discord channel for the event, follow the tag on Tumblr, and basically have an all out interaction get together. It’ll be featuring again this year!

It seems like a very fun/cute idea and a great way to introduce you to new blogs. However, I noticed in the rules for that particular event, OC’s are only allowed to attend if their main universe is Undertale-related (or, at least, that’s what I gathered when reading them). I’m not sure why, but to each their own. 

However, as you all know, I love my OC partners in crime, even the non-main-undertale-ones (such as my darlings @lettersfromthepit and @hope-and-dreams ), and I certainly wouldn’t party it up without them! 

So that being said, I’m considering hosting a similar event for this blog, one that would be open to all. Canon, OC, other fandoms—just a big ol’ potluck of fun people looking to have a fun time! 

If this is something that would interest you, leave a like, send an ask, message, anything to let me know if you’d like to be apart of this event. So long as it seems you all are on board with it, I’ll hammer out some details, some rules, fun stuff to look forward to, all of that jazz! 

Catch ya later.   

underfell sans

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Sans could clearly remember a timeline where he’d met a small human.  This human, shaking with terror yet still determined to befriend every monster they came across seemed to have the hardest time when facing him, however.  They seemed distraught as they questioned him with his name and even more so once asking about his personality, and his temperament.  Apparently, wherever this particular human had come from was not used to him ‘in this verse’ they had called it, and somewhere out there existed a Sans with a mild composition and a kind demeanor.

This was definitely not that Sans, though he wished he had some of the patience the human had told him about right now.

Like he’d been told, the skeleton was staying out of sight of the other two monsters, but he was never far away at any given interval.  He’d been on their heels the entire time and neither of them had even noticed, and now he was just a snow puff’s throw away from the pair shamelessly groping and grinding; taking every ounce of preservation he possessed to not just manifest a fatal bone attack to end the meaningless (to him at least) debauchery.  He settled for creating a long bone with one jagged and pointed edge, squeezing it in his hand and ready to strike at a moment’s notice.

However each gasp, each moan, each rustle, each sound was driving him more and more to the brink of absolutely losing it.  It was all part of Gaster’s plan, sure, he knew that, but that didn’t do a bit of good in easing the ugly feeling welling up in the midst of his rib cage.  He still felt like throwing the femur bone he’d fashioned into a makeshift javelin through the mighty King of Monster’s back...and probably wouldn’t have minded should the speared tip pierce Gaster as well. 

The sounds seeming to change suddenly caused Sans to pause and actually listen in again.  Those choked gasps and jolting sounds of shocked movement were anything but in lieu of a good time.  It let him know that the machine had Asgore, and this was going to be the pivotal moment between the king dying and taking Gaster with him, or just simply dying.  He moved to a better vantage point before shifting so that he could peek out and observe the situation to see if Gaster needed his ass pulled out of the fire yet or not, only to see that the fool had moved along with Asgore!  There the King was being drained of his Determination, falling away into dust, and then there was Gaster.  And that’s all Sans’ mind would let him process before he actually snapped.

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(sorry about repost cause i posted incomplete one:))

I know it’s already been done many times but I HAD to

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