2023 started five days ago but it's been ten years since january

right not to sound sappy af but listening to a new 5sos album for the first time is such an indescribable feeling because you don’t know the songs, but you /know/ them like you recognise the singing and the bassline and the sentiment and how the words are strung together and it’s new and foreign and exciting but it’s also familiar and comforting and feels like coming home

You gonna get that job, get that car, house/apartment, and then you gon find you a lil boo who gon listen and y’all gon be happy.

Reblog it into existence

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

Same.

I’ll never scroll past 

All day everyday 😍

🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨

Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW.

We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you.

Here’s what you can do to save the internet:

This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help. 

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

I almost didn’t reblog this like some kind of idiot

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

idk if March 10th is “late march” but I’m meeting my gf for the first time today!! and we’re spending 8 days together

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

if you’re reading this, something good is going to happen to you soon 

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

i am a:

⚪️man

⚪️woman

🔘massive musical theatre nerd

looking for:

⚪️men

⚪️women

🔘more pro-shots of Broadway musicals with the obc to be made publicly available so that I don’t have to resort to shitty-quality illegal bootlegs

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.

The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.

THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.

THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.

The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.

This is corruption. This is unethical. This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.