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Emmy Writes Shit

@writingforcamelot / writingforcamelot.tumblr.com

Local lesbian dealing with her love of Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Age, and various other fandoms. Currently obsessed with Voltron. Sheith is life.
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thecraggus

#SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAstrong

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s-n-arly

The claims that a union’s requests are unrealistic or unreasonable is almost always the first step, and it’s also almost always a lie inspired by greed.

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unpretty

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

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bisexuhowl

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours

PLEASE click the link

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alcrox

Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.

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Never forget that Jaskier did not know Geralt was a witcher when he blatantly checked him out, swaggered on over him, stealing some liquid courage along the way. “I love the way you just...sit in the corner and brood,” is an absolute tragically classic Jaskier pick up line™️. he didn’t even consider muse material for a hot min. he went over there to get railed that’s just the truth.

Jaskier saw one (1) hot man and lost every brain cell he had ever possessed

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The Avatar brings balance to not only the four main elements, but all forces that exist in our world.

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Yoooo I’m really excited about this one! I worked really hard on designing it and getting the colors right for printing. It’s available now in my Etsy Shop, Sweet Peaches Ink!

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DO NOT REPOST!!!

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bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.

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GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

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fiendfluid

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

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Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

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theadrogna

Relateable. There is so much lake.

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Joey Batey keeping the witcher medallion and a charm with a pressed buttercup tucked next to each other, in his home

F U C K

SHIPS. IT

If you’re wondering, I’m not okay.

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lexa-gui

Death toll count currently at 414, we hope you’re happy Joey

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anarchycox

I am obsessed with the idea of Jaskier being the clueless one in the relationship. Because he is so busy singing and writing about love that he believes is completely out of his reach that he doesn’t notice it is staring him right in the fucking face.

Geralt courting him with quills, and paper, for the songs he professes to hate - Jaskier figures it is to help them turn a profit.

Geralt protecting Jaskier from the dozens of husbands (and wives) that want to kill him, well he is just being the noble hero that he is.

Geralt giving him the wolf medallion - well that will make traveling easier if people know for sure they are pals.

Geralt angling them so they take part in a summer hand fasting ceremony - it would be rude to not take part, they are repairing Geralt’s reputation after all.

Jaskier just so wrapped up in the idea of love, that he doesn’t notice it actually  happening to him. Until he’s actually taken to Kaer Morhen and Geralt is all proud as fuck of introducing his husband to everyone.

And Jaskier is like wait, what? And slowly puts the pieces together and realizes with horror that he is actually the moron in their relationship, and fuck that was an unexpected turn.

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