his idle animation cycle started in midair

he missed the quick time event

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

@rob-anybody If anything was made for your “cats are inherently ridiculous” tag, it’s this utter goober.

Sorry ma'am, just doing my job. Got a work order that your clothes needed more cat hair on them.

*wet* at crocheting

“we were born wrong”

"I'm thinking about going missing"

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

Same energy 

all of these have the same energy

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

need me a freak like this

Every question they get wrong they lose more money, from their current savings, to one million.

The questions are all things ordinary people should know.

“Whats the cost of a loaf of bread?”

“What’s the minimum wage?”

And then we move on to practical demonstrations later,

“change this car’s tire”

Or even, “change the bag on this vacuum cleaner.”

And the final question should probably be “how much tax should your company be paying?”

And the losing contestants have to donate the monetary diffrence to a cause of the audience’s choosing

And the audience is all lower middle class

man we really out here wanting to shoot at the 1%’s feet and watch them dance about like monkeys aint we lmao

fuck

Obsessed with knowing what hozier is listening to. He’s in a mood rn

Anne Hathaway and the burgundy dress from Ocean’s 8 live in my mind rent free

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART