Send me a symbol for a:

• I’m a guardian angel but really shitty at my -oh my gosh don’t walk into the street!
• I’m the angel in charge of giving you a tour of heaven. 
• Please stop kicking at the gates of heaven you’re dead and that’s that.
• I don’t care how fluffy my wings are you can’t use them as a pillow!
• You’re a new angel and I’m the one training you 
• I’m just wandering around doing random good deeds and you look like you need the lords help but I can try.

• I’m trying to harass you but you’re immune to my antics because you have a demon friend.
• You summoned me to make a deal but I’m not sure even hell’s power can help you.
• I dragged you into hell by accident but you actually like it here so it’s cool.
• Found a human who likes causing trouble as much as I do.
• You summoned me by accident and now I’m staying with you till you make a deal with me cause it’s difficult traveling to hell and back and I’m not leaving till we make a deal

• We are supposed to be enemies but you just saved my life???
• I’m just a humble demon trying to cause havoc and you’re the pesky angel who won’t leave me alone. What do you want from me?
• You’re trying to save this human, I want to corrupt them, and they think we are both hot. 
• Harassing this angel on duty turned into flirting??
• Date planing is hard when you’re an angel dating a demon

• “ Move a little strange, you’re gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question “
• “Got room for one more? “
• “Ain’t no way I’m spending a couple of nights under a roof with somebody I don’t know who the hell… so who are you? “
• “I feel the need. The need for speed! ”
• “ And you asshole, you’re lucky to be here! “
• “This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned ”
• “Damn it, listen to me. I’m older and wiser ”
• “Did you notice anything weird a minute ago? “
• “Good luck shithead “
• “I’m starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes! At least, I think it’s my life “
• “Excuse me, brutish pirate? “
• “Without the map we’re dead. If we try to leave we’re dead. If we stay here…  “
• “You flatter me, Captain “
• “Look, I’m kind of in a hurry, okay? I’ve gotta find a place to hide and there’s pirates chasing me “
• “I am so very sorry. It was an accident “
• “You’re wondering, ‘What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?’ “
• “Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing? “
• “It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path “
• “That’s called “stealing,” you know “
• “Well, I guess we go home empty handed. Again “
• “Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I’m dead! ”
• “Look, I’m beggin’ you, alright? Don’t kill me “
• “Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that’s fun! “
• “A whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames! “
• “You shouldn’t smoke these. They’ll kill you “
• “I thought I’d use your front door “
• “Murderer, man? Murderer? Let me tell you about murder. It’s fun, it’s easy, and you’re gonna learn all about it “
• “Look what you’ve done… to my sheets “
• “So you’re him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I’m not sure about the face, though “
• “Department of Housing. Code violations, safety hazards… place looks fine to me. Let’s redecorate “

@wendibroski

1. “You do your thing and I do my thing. You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together, it’s beautiful.” 2. “All I know is you and I belong together.” 3. “I’ve always been able to talk to you, to make you laugh, and I’ve always, always wanted to take care of you.” 4. “I think you and I should spare ourselves a lot of uncoolness and walk through life together.” 5. “I’m sorry. I’d rather break my ankle into fifty thousand pieces than cause you pain.” 6. “All I understood was that you were the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with you I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything.” 7. “I wasn’t sure this day would ever come, but you were.” 8. “I wasn’t sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were.” 9. “Now I know I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life. That’s what I’m sure of.” 10. “The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you.” 11. “You’re right. I said, ‘Kiss me, baby-sweetie, kill the relationship with the person I care about more than anyone in the world, and make me miserable for the rest of my horrible life.’ That’s what I said.” 12. “That’s what I feel is love—when I’m better because you’re here.” 13. “I will never forget you.” 14. “You’re the best person I know.” 15. “I don’t know what’s gonna happen to me. But I do know that I’m gonna be a good person who cares about people, and I blame you for that.” 16. “Your secret is safe with me.” 17. “You’ll always be with me. As long as I live, okay?” 18. “If I had to dream up the perfect woman, she wouldn’t even come close to you.” 19. “We’re a masterpiece.” 20. “I don’t care what you think right now. We’re gonna be together forever.” 21. “I care about you and me.” 22. “If every marriage failed except for one, I guarantee you that one would be ours.” 23. “I believe that when you find love, you hold onto it and cherish it because there is nothing finer, and it may never come again.” 24. “You’re the most stunningly beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.” 25. “I will never love anybody more than I love you.” 26. “It doesn’t matter to me what you look like. It only matters to me who you are.” 27. “Let’s not say goodbye. Let’s say ‘I love you.’ ” 28. “I can hate you or I can love you for the rest of my life, and those are the choices as far as I see it.” 29. “Love is the most amazing, rare, and precious thing in the world.” 30. “You don’t deserve that kind of pain.” 31. “I’m not going to kill you. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.” 32. “Hey, when I got friends, I can get through anything.” 33. “If there’s bad feelings here we should work them out, because that’s what friends do.” 34. “No matter how difficult life gets, the important thing is to live it with hope.” 35. “You don’t have to be blood to be family.” 36. “Nothing’s going to come between us, alright? We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives.” 37. “Life’s tough. Get a helmet.” 38. “I will always look at you like this.” 39. “You deserve better.” 40. “I know that once I’ve met that special person, it’s hard to live knowing they’re out there, and they’re the only one I care about. “ 41. “All those things I did, I wasn’t trying to impress you, I just didn’t know how to express my feelings.” 42. “I know things are going to happen between us when they’re supposed to happen, and I know I’ll wait until they do.” 43. “The best things in life are worth waiting for.” 44. “If it’s any consolation, I think you can do a lot better than them.” 45. “You gave me my first kiss. You taught me how to dance. You were always talking about these crazy things, and I never understood a word you said.” 46. “I heard you telling my parents you thought I was smart. Just hearing you say that is worth 1000 SAT points.” 47. “This is a hug, okay? This is a hug. And this is when you hug somebody, when you care about them and you want them to know.” 48. “I said excellent, and I was talking about something you did. I don’t know what came over me.” 49. “I want you to be free to soar majestically as long as I know that you’ll always come back to me.” 50. “Thanks for saving me.” 51. “If I’m really quiet, will you stay?” 52. “You have extraordinary gifts.” 53. “There is always going to be someone better than you, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try.” 54. “You made me feel better. You’re always there for me, just to listen to me, to give me advice.” 55. “You know, you help me get through stuff, just like you did today. You’re never going to be too old to do that.” 56. “I’ve been to three county fairs, two pig-stickin’s and a goat rope, but I ain’t never seen nothin’ like you.” 57. “I’d like you to come.” 58. “You are family.” 59. “I want you to forget about everything that happened between us and remember we’re friends.“ 60. “I want you to come to our party because it’s for friends.” 61. “Yes, I’ll call you Don Francisco.” 62. “You love him more than I do! It’s true, but I’m okay with it.” 63. “We’re married now. We can do it every night for the rest of your life.” 64. “I think it’s up to me to provide.” 65. “I’m sorry about what happened. I’m, I’m deeply, deeply sorry. Y'know? And I do take back what I said to you.” 66. “Do you want a blanket?” 67. “I trust you.” 68. “Believe in yourself. Dream. Try. Do good.” 69. “You never gave up on me.” 70. “I’ll be alone with you.” 71. “I can never really get mad at you.” 72. “I was just listening to the sound of your voice.” 73. “You’re my friend. You’re one of the best people I know.” 74. “Never leave.” 75. “Will you marry me?” 76. “Your hair looks different. Why would I laugh?” 77. “S/He’s not you.” 78. “I don’t want you to ever feel bad about yourself.” 79. “I don’t ever want you to hold yourself back because of me.” 80. “I’m in your memories and you will always be here to remind me.” 81. “I don’t want to lose what’s so special about you.” 82. “Use a mirror, babe.” 83. “You are not alone.” 84. “I know now that I will never, ever love anybody more than I love you!” 85. “We broke up for a reason; so we could get back together.” 86. “If you let people’s perceptions of you dictate your behavior, you will never grow as a person.” 87. “Money doesn’t make you rich. Life makes you rich.” 88. “It’s not the changes that matter, it’s how you react to the changes. That’s what makes you who you are.” 89. “If you ever need to talk, my door is always open.” 90. “I tell ya, I could watch you eat pizza forever.” 91. “The rest of my life? It’s yours.” 92. “I forgive you. I forgive you for lying.” 93. “Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s someone out there for you.” 94. “I didn’t want to leave without saying goodbye.” 95. “If you truly loved each other, you’d risk anything for that love.” 96. “I’m not going anywhere.” 97. “Lose one friend, lose all friends. Lose yourself.” 98. “I’m still here.” 99. “Sometimes a sure thing is not the best thing.” 100. “I love you all. Class dismissed.”