birthday boy

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

Happy bday to the silliest girl!!!!!

he refuses to eat anything but the zombie meat

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

i would LOVE school if

this was the teacher:

this was the bus:

this was the book:

and this was the uniform:

watch and learn, dumbshits *teleports thirty meters below my current position and suffocates on dirt and clay within seconds*

The duality of this man