230918 - jungkook for vogue korea

requested by chimera-the-golden

230322 - taehyung's instagram stories (1)

things I know about brazil:

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

how are you a fan of the comic about countries sucking each other off and fail geography this bad

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*

the Clock. The Clock. The clock The Clock

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

the moon shines for you …

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and latter he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

Happy Sunday ♡

peach every morning when she goes to take a walk