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of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror

Do this tomorrow.

The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

need my pussy ate so bad but I have this stupid ass penis

i love seeing popular horny posts from several years ago. your boner echoes through time, girl

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

she’s a lesbian girl now if anyone wanted an update.

older siblings were the first letsplayers

A kid in the 90’s suddenly pausing his playthrough of Donkey Kong Country to tell his little brother about Squarespace.

To save some people a trip

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

My personal favourite:

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

sent to my colorblind father

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

Lynda Carter going off for Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Month and I'm here for it!

Everyone in NYC got a screeching emergency alert telling us not to heat up our food. Yet all the commercial billboards, NYPD stations, and other utterly unnecessary utilities are left powered on. That’s class warfare, plain and simple.

there is a drought, not enough water to drink, yet the wealthy still have ornamental fountains running, full swimming pools, and lush green golf courses