Let Vastra kiss her wife by batlesbo

The Paternoster Gang: Vastra, Jenny and Strax

make me choose 2/?

Baby victorian-lockpicking-samurai-lesbian-maid and her plushie-wife

Moffat’s Women - Madame Vastra Madame Vastra is wise, loyal, and capable. She projects an air of poise and is typically rather sparse with her feelings - unless she is around Jenny. There we can observe a much wider range of emotions, from loving and playful to scared and enraged, when the woman she loves is in danger. Not to mention that the two of them have a quite a bit of fun, as they and Strax solve crimes together: Madame Vastra is a Victorian superhero.

don’t leave me alone

"Well find them, boy!"

Open to All//Someday You'll Be Able To Walk Passed a Fez

“A women’s breasts?!" He yelped, looking at her in disbelief. "No. Nononono. These, Madame Vastra, are fezzes. They don’t go on your…your breasts.” He grabbed one of them back, confusion settling on his features before examining the tiny ‘hat.’ “Why would you even think such a thing? Fezzes are meant for your head, not your…you know. That’s just ridiculous!”

He began to grumble under his breath, something about her being ‘absurd’ and ‘why would someone make fezzes for breasts anyway?’

She rolled her eyes, then deliberately pressing the little button on the fez she still held, staring very pointedly at him as the tassel began to twirl about.

"For a start, this would be proof that you're lying to me. As well as the packaging I found near these fezzes, showing a human female clad in, well... very little, apart from the little fezzes. I'm sure you know how she was wearing them."

Open to All//Someday You'll Be Able To Walk Passed a Fez

He wanted to panic, oh how he did, but he wasn’t about to cave that easily. After all, the TARDIS had his main secrets hidden. And she never showed people that room…Not unless he specifically asked her to.

"What do you mean ‘in the bedroom’? They’re just little fezzes. Why should we keep little fezzes to the bedroom? Fezzes are much better worn out in public." He moved to place one of the pasties atop his head, chuckling softly, almost childishly. "See? No need to keep to the bedroom." He lightly pointed at the accessory, as if to emphasize. "Of course, smaller fezzes look relatively silly on a man, but they’re splendid for women….or cross-dressing men…or ambiguous people…but you know what I mean."

"Oh, those are much better worn in public? Now I can see why River refused to wear them. Don't deny it, Doctor, you know exactly how those are worn," Vastra said, reaching forward to snatch both pasties from his grasp.

"Yes, I imagine these would look much better on women," she mused, taunting him deliberately. "I doubt they'd look good on cross-dressing men, considering that really, they're not designed for your head, they're designed for a woman's breasts."

There. See how flustered that would make him - served him right for trying to lie to her.

Open to All//Someday You'll Be Able To Walk Passed a Fez

The Time Lord, of course, was a bit more well-versed in these matters than he liked to let on. And if the centuries under his belt weren’t enough experience, then his times with River certainly were.

However,he liked to keep most people thinking he did nothing of the sort, and so when he saw what Vastra had found, he was quick to try and hide his embarrassment behind a grin, quickly grabbing them and laughing lightly.

"They’re little fezzes, of course! You can even stick them on things! Like on bows and hair accessories and things like that! I bought them for River once and she refused to wear them, the party-pooper!"

"Yes, I can see that they're fez shaped, Doctor," Vastra replied. "And I understand that what you choose to do in the bedroom with your wife is your business, but I do think that you should keep objects like that in the bedroom, instead of leaving them lying about for your guests to find."

She smirked at him, knowing he was likely to become embarrassed and flustered soon, and - she wouldn't mind some amusement from his awkwardness. After all, that's what he'd get for leaving things like that around.

"Perhaps I should take a look around the TARDIS," she suggested, her smirk only growing wider. "I now do wonder what you are hiding."

Open to All//Someday You'll Be Able To Walk Passed a Fez

((Again, nsfw picture in link. Well…all truly naughty parts are covered up…considering the product is some pasties…but still. This entire idea is too funny to pass up, guys.))

Of course, anyone who wandered the TARDIS was likely to stumble upon something the Doctor wouldn’t want them to find. While most of his more….adult items, so to say, were sealed up in a private room that the TARDIS kept tucked away unless otherwise asked, sometimes some of those items would end up accidentally left out elsewhere.

Which, of course, ended up being the case at this time.

Madame Vastra had known the Doctor for... well, not enough time to know him properly, but certainly enough time to know that when it came to... sexual matters, he did tend to be rather awkward and easily flustered.

Or so she had thought. Since what she'd just found was something she'd never expected the Doctor to have - and yet surely they were his, nobody else would buy fez shaped pasties.

"Doctor?" she questioned, looking at him curiously, holding them out to him. "Are these, by any chance... yours? Do you even know what they are?"

+5 Impossible Girls

"I came to see you yes,me and the Doctor popped up here with the TARDIS in order to visit you ,Jenny and Strax, but something went wrong, it seems that the Doctor

since he stepped here,in Victorian London , well he felt very sick and now he is unconscious and inside his space ship so I came here for your help!” said Clara,with a worried tone in her voice.

"Unconscious? Take me to see him, I'll try my best to figure out what is wrong with him, and if we need to, I will go find Strax to help."

I resent your implication of impropriety! We are married. - Madame Vastra

"Is everyone alright?"