pro tip

pull the anal beads out like u launching a beyblade

Don’t do that please for the love of god

let it rip

Something will rip.

this is so funny & pure

she is goals

I watched this like 50 times today lmfao

get this away from me

im fucking crying

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

Wait… How big did you think they were??

WHAT

me: i love amy dunne

someone: she literally killed someone in the process of framing her husband for her own murder and tried to get him killed via death penalty

me: okay but…he cheated on her 

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

Fre Sha Voca Do Where Are You?

@freakingducksauce

marleen still can’t even take a compliment

#why is this child funnier than I am

😂😂😂😂😂 “White chicks in the summer ☀️”

❝ Everything we do, every thought we’ve ever had, is produced by the human brain. But exactly how it operates remains one of the biggest unsolved mysteries, and it seems the more we probe its secrets, the more surprises we find. ❞

There is a gofundme for Kesha– so it would be great if you guys could reblog this to get the word out if you can’t donate yourself. There’s a FAQ on the gofundme itself so go there and look before you ask me any questions.

I am not affiliated with the creator of the gofundme, but I am all for it. 

Here’s the link to that gofundme

@effyeahequality – thought you’d like to share this with your followers!

ok,I WANT ALL MY TEXT POSTS 2 BE IN THE STYLE OF CHER’s twts.There should be an App For This👻,Maybe I Should Make 1⁉️ Would B Good Idea👏Soon I