I don’t know who wrote this but...

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.

IM HOWLING

hey yall look at this fuckin virgin

Ben Shapiro wrote this

Obsessed with this French twink and the way he says “keesses”

eez et becauze I ate ze lazt poptärt thees mo'ning??? :(

i will never NOT reblog this

— it’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. We’re always… together. (insp.)

2020 has the same energy as that scene in Hercules where all the old people are gathered around the well casually discussing the various calamities befalling the city.

Can we skip to the part where we get saved by a demigod himbo, his awesome horse friend, and Danny Devito please?

WE NEED A HUNK-ULES!

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

from uncle david’s insta:

“thirty years + and counting”

Me: *so tired my eyes hurt and I’m struggling to keep them open*

Brain: hoe don’t do it

Me: *clicks*

Brain: oh my god 

take note

i love that half of these are just the plant going “please for the love of god stop watering me I’m a fucking cactus”

Me, working from home and feeling a bit lost: the neighbours have kids… I guess I’ll write them a card that we could help out with shopping and stuff? that’s not invasive, right?

My husband, pretty much the only one still allowed to go to the university to run his data experiments in a deserted building: COLLEAGUES, FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, give! me! your plants!

My husband is proud to announce that he is now the caretaker of 127 plants

He and his 127 foster children are very happy

look i have legit been worrying about all the office plants out there

Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Affirmation for writers, please!!

Likes do nothing!!

@sombreset

I remember seeing this on Instagram….