Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

favorite characters:  Christina (Divergent series)

Becoming fearless isn’t the point, that’s impossible. It’s learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Hahaha yes kaz!!!! Lol jk luv u :)

What we did during math… at least it has to do with numbers. More and more were added on throughout the day. Poor sevenluv

OMG this was so long a go and I didnt see it until just now

The Fault in our Coffee

"That’s the thing about coffee. It demands to be sweetened."

"I drank my coffee the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."

"My thoughts are coffee I can’t fathom into cappuccinos."

"The marks coffee leaves are too often scalds."

Some coffee cups, are bigger than other coffee cups

i love tumblr.

John needs to find this

The world is not a coffee-making factory

Nailed it

Solid D for effort

I think they just looked at them and said “They both have eyes”

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”

“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

First pic: normal people’s kid Second pic: my kid

Ours looks beautiful

Well mine is loved more... Ish

HCOONa Matata

¡¡Olé, olé y mil veces olé!!

"Eye of Sauron" ”ALEX NO”

ALEX NO YOU FUCKED UP

#I HAVE DREAMS LIKE YOU NO REALLY. #JUST MUCH LESS TOUCHY-FEELY. #THEY MAINLY HAPPEN SOMEWHERE WARM AND SUNNYYYYYYYYYYY. #ON AN ISLAND THAT I OWN TANNED AND RESTED AND ALONE. #SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS PILES OF MOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

If you didn’t just sing that, you’re lying

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

We’ll find you Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

Fun fact about me : the first guy I ever had a crush on was named Hans.