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who is she

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

You may rear end it

Once

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

Mae Clarke in Frankenstein (1931)

THE SHARPEST LIVES // MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

“now you gotta say yeehaw.”

My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance walks the streets of Japan and visits the Kushikatsu Daruma restaurant in Osaka (2011). Exact source and photographer unknown. Their visit to the restaurant was filmed for an episode of a Japanese TV series.

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes 

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

for every time you hear someone say how innocent patrick stump is or how he never says bad words i want you to play this song 5 times in a row

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS