Is this peak russian cat?

A cat write this.

#relatable

Kelly is me

And… that’s why they have hyperspace lanes and maps.

Tous Les Memes | Stromae

Please help

Due to my sister changing careers she lost her state aid and we were already in debt in her previous school. We need approximately 300 USD (180,000 CLP).

I’m trying to look for a job now for the remainder of my summer vacations but it’ll be hard considering there’s only a month left of it which is as much as I’ll be able to work then. Not to mention my disabilities both mental and physical.

Our monetary situation is grave, my parents are indebted in about 20 million CLP and counting (approx. 33,400 USD).

I’d be eternally thankful to those who’d be willing to donate to my paypal the.mirror.of.lenore@gmail.com or through the donate button on my blog description.

I’d really appreciate reblogs, too.

While I’m so grateful to the people who’ve donated, I still don’t have a third of the money we need.

An addition I want to make, is that besides donations, you can pay me for English/Spanish translations!

(Including homework, I don’t know your life lol.)

I’m a native Spanish speaker with excellent spelling and grammar, and you can see my abilities with English by reading through my blog. My translations are not literal/like the ones provided by online translators, as I have practiced translating from English to Spanish with my own fiction writing of over 400,000 words.

I’d be charging 4 cents per word (with the business standard for Spanish/English being 10 cents).

Please help a multiply disabled lesbian Polynesian Latina and her family out. All of us are disabled in some way, in deep debt, and the three children are studying. We really need the help.

I’m also an astrology nerd deep into it, so I can do natal chart readings for 10 USD! All I need is your birthday, birth place, and the time you were born in. I can do it in Spanish as well!

Here are some examples of my knowledge:

I do my best to never provide biased interpretations, to try to avoid stereotypes, and to also make them free of racial bias and gender essentialism.

*The process of a chart reading requires a significant effort that takes at least a couple of hours, in case someone pays me for one and I don’t give an immediate reading.

the au we all truly deserve is the au where revered badass jedi master shmi skywalker has to somehow explain to the council that she hasn’t broken the code, yes master windu I am aware of how human children happen, yes I know there’s a belly monster growing in me that’s making me crave chandrilan jabanero pepper balls and forcing me to pee every half hour it’d be pretty impressive if I DIDN’T know, however the fact still stands I did not break the code

Shmi, about to invent midichlorians: oh haven’t you heard?

The list goes on and on –> (x)

If anyone is interested in a longer history on black trans people, Black On Both  Sides by C. Riley Snorton has been on my to-read list for a while now, and has some pretty excellent reviews.

This is Black history that needs to be told. Slide Raquel some coins she does amazing work and deserves it https://cash.me/$RaquelWillis

me too kizuna

I don’t know what this is from but big mood

Well somebody told me You had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year It’s not confidential I’ve got potential

Dichen in Altered Carbon 1x04

Tessa Thompson photographed by Autumn de Wilde for Rodarte F/W 2018

gay alignment chart: the get down edition