Potato Moments 🍟

I can’t look at a word without reading it

Have you ever try to study from a textbook before? Because let me tell you I can stare at a page full of words and not read a single one.

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

Rich people showers

Originally posted by weegems

I am Californian, and I’m not sure I have ever seen this much freshwater in one place before.

lmaooooooo

When your dad is a twin This is so cute!

A little bit of a break down of the whole Apple Privacy thing. I get it now. 

We have been talking about this in politics class the past couple of days.

THANK YOU. SOMEONE FUCKING READ THE LETTER AND UNDERSTANDS!!!!!!!!

This has been so obvious from the beginning. And the media has tried to down play it so much and turn the populace against the very people that are fighting for our rights.

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good advice ~ 

i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”

“My father died when I was six. He drowned on a fishing trip. My mother had to raise five of us in North Philadelphia. I remember being twelve years old and going to a market on the corner. My mother had sent me with a note, asking for some credit so we could buy some food. The owner made me wait. There were other people in the store, and they were paying, so this guy is just skipping all over me. He’s making me beg in front of everyone. He’s saying things like: ‘Your mom still owes me. She never pays.’ My mom was my queen, and he’s running her down in front of all these people. It was degrading. I hated that he had that power over me. Like he had water, and I was thirsty. So I screamed at him and stormed out. I kept thinking: ‘One day I’m going to buy that store.’ But then I calmed down, and I realized that I just spazzed on the one guy who could help us. So I walked up to some of the dope boys on the corner, and asked them to let me earn. They thought I was too young at the time. They wanted to protect me. So they just gave me the money.”

(Metropolitan Correctional Center, New York)

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

Jane is my hero