reblog if u are GAY, support GAYS, or u just shoved a rainbow flag UP YOUR ASS

You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now

Eating is going to be hard too:

Food and gay pride what could be better?

Last Week Tonight s02e19

So much yes

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN GREAT BRITAIN AND A HALF

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

honestly I love seeing non-American people freak out about the geography of our country

use earphones 

Niall in your left ear, Harry in your right ear

I don’t get how some mothers can say “i don’t care the gender as long as the baby’s healthy i will love them” before going into labour for 8+ hours then 17 years later kick their daughter Jessica out of the house because she was born a Justin.

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

I’m coming out to my parents

reblog this so i can put your url to show you support me

But do you think Louis saw the apartment when he was in NYC and then when Harry went to see it and sign the papers the realtor was walking him through the rooms like “your fiancé really loved the open space of the bedroom” and “your fiancé said you would love the kitchen design” because like rip me

👀👀👀👀👀👀

when ur the substitute teacher for a class of 80,000 screaming girls

Here’s What Happened in Brussels 13.5.15

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Stay fresh

Ruby said stop and the video stopped and Ruby broke my computer

how i didn’t see this in like 3 years???????????????????????!?!?!?!

the combination of liam literally moaning and zayn’s high note is enough to nEED A NEW PAIR OF PANTIES

I REBLOG EVERY FUCKING TIME

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