(via whatalovelythought)

People scared to call Serena the greatest athlete ever, proves sexism and misogyny has gone nowhere. Never seen an athlete as dominant as  her.

#TeamWouldStripIfIHadTheBody

EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right?

The white house will never look this good again

lmao

It’s even funnier when you know everyone surrounding them is secret service lol.

Even the people taking pictures are secret service

Even the babies are secret service

The chairs too

what do you want to be when you grow up

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

i need an update omg. did she reply?

https://instagram.com/p/BHX1bSXAtCx/

@warmroom