Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.
Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.
if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette
SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
I asked my co-worker who’s show we’re working today and he said “I don’t know some fuckin children’s band” and it was imagine dragons
Today the same guy came up to me and said “you been watching the winter Olympics? I can’t watch a thing I get so fucking horny”
a weapon to surpass metal gear
do you want to try prime
I don’t even watch or like this show but WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE?!
💕 On May 11 2006, Jim and Pam had their first kiss on The Office 💕
“Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait.”
(1.2 // 8.4)
Me: I should get some sleep tonight
Me at 3 am:
You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…
that was so intense
where is her oscar I’m shaken
How dare they play their own dog like this?
Fuck me as hard as my anxiety does