i just did a purity test n i got 56/100 um im a child of god pls anoint me as a saint right this second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if anyone wnts to do it heres de link

Mod:95.....accurate

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

Irish recipes:

german recipes: if it doesnt have meat and bread in it, you fucked it up

Bukharian jewish : fry it fry all of it, don't forget the meat and the fact that baboola makes it better than anyone else and the only way to make it taste better is making it with her even if theres lots of yelling

@asksnowflakestar In my mind It’s been so long you grew up some… Hope you like… my messy first ever attempt at multi hardness pencil shading.

IT LOOKS AWESOME!! A bit edgy but thats what makes it ironic since she was ment to be an innocent and naive character!

When you're a new yorker and this wouldnt suorise you if it actually happens

trying to get your story together like:

Explaining your story to a willing ear:

“I really like your story! is there more?”

@silent-calling @brosefvondudehomie

Somos Paraguayas by Dragonfoxgirl

It reads: Pure Blood. Mixed Blood. In the end it doesn’t matter. You’re still Paraguayan. I wanted to make something to fight the constant reminder that in the United States people belong to their own categories. If you’re white, you’re white. If you’re black, you’re black. Each individual is categorized in their own group based on their looks. Often, as a Latina, I too am categorized inside my own little group and the funny thing is that sometimes it can get confusing. There are people that will tell me that I’m not Latina, their answer would be because I’m white. There’s people who will ask me if I’m adopted and there’s even people that ask me why I don’t have an accent. Such marked categorizations are still a new concept to me. In my country we have a saying that I’ve heard more than a few times that always makes me giggle. “We come in all colors” It’s funny because it’s true. No matter how we look or where our families come from, if you are born in Paraguay, you are from Paraguay. Darker skin, lighter skin, black hair, bright eyes… They’re just distinctive features some of us may have. They’re marking of our ancestry. We share the same culture. We live in the same place and yes, we may look different from each other sometimes but that doesn’t change it. It doesn’t change the fact that all of us come from the same place with the same overall culture, the same overall language and the same overall wonderful crazy positivity. I just wish people in USA would realize than a little more often because you guys are exactly the same as we are. You come in all colors but you all share the place where you come from.

Come to new York queens everyone here is so diverse even a day riding a subway feels like you just went around the world!

holy shit

dog im shouting

Well..

??????? Lol

Where? How? WHY?

My favorite things are when spectacular effprt is out into such stupid shit

That Magical Month!!💫 by Thomas Sanders

Lesson LEARNED.

i did it.

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

we must learn more

I need more hufflepuff representation. Do not be afraid young hufflepuffs. Dwayne the fucking ROCK Johnson is a hufflepuff. Punch a FUCKING wall. ITS HUFFLEPUFF TIME.

You might say that he is a… Hufflebuff

Yah, I guess he’s pretty Huffletough

and his dog huffleruffs