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@westfailia / westfailia.tumblr.com

🔞 pākehā, lesbian, dog girl, communist, ero guro read unjust depths by @literalchemy at http://unjustdepths.com
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i'm izzie, i've been on this website since homestuck was new and i will not be dating myself more than that. i took a break for.. years.

quick summary of the facts:

  • lesbian, the kind who wants girls to throw her around like a ragdoll with their teeth. a prey animal, if you will.
  • dog girl? dog girl.
  • i still like guns
  • i really really like late 8-bit and early 16-bit computers
  • i learned a few years ago to stop judging myself and others, particularly around sex stuff
  • my fixation on ttrpgs has been dormant but i'm rediscovering it via call of cthulhu
  • i write
  • i'm scared of everything, it's a disorder
  • i like horror games
  • i got a tentative ADHD diagnosis but psychiatrist assessments and care run as high as $1,700 NZD for adult ADHD so i doubt i'll be getting any medicine for it lmao.
  • oh, also i'm a communist. marxist-leninist flavour. ♡ ☭
  • i'm pākehā and live in aotearoa
  • read unjust depths by my pal madi literalchemy (i'm not @ing her because like, it might be annoying?)!
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toskarinfr

love when bad reviews read like glowing recommendations. "this story is about a girl getting manipulated and taken advantage of by toxic women" outta my way gayboy

surely if I draw attention to the strong citrus taste and sugar content people will be convinced not to order this foul 'lemonade'

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txttletale

i have no patience for people talking about violent rhetoric on the left really because every day i read the news and every politician in this country and in most others is saying 'we gotta kill more people'. they use different words to say it. obviously you're not supposed to just say 'we gotta kill more people'. but there's all kinds of polite and okay ways to say it.

'we need to control our borders' is a phrase which here means 'we gotta kill more people, we gotta drown more refugees in boats, we gotta send more people back to warzones and governments that want them dead, we gotta make more camps and we gotta make the camps more fatal'.

'we need to be tougher on welfare fraud' is a phrase which here means 'we gotta kill more people, we gotta make disabled people do more song and dance routines to convince some indifferent bureaucrat that they deserve to eat and we gotta make sure that the bureaucrats say 'no', we gotta starve those kids more, we gotta make sure families and kids and old people are freezing in the winter'.

'we need to tackle violent crime' is a phrase which here means 'we gotta kill more people, specifically Black people, unless we said Terrorism instead of Crime, in which case it's specifically muslims, shoot them, imprison them, surveil them, disappear them, brutalize them, whatever.'

and of course none of this is Violent Speech. this is Sensible Political Discourse. these are Common-Sense Policy Goals. we gotta kill more people: that's an electable policy. you can always count on we gotta kill more people as a platform. we gotta kill more people is gonna sweep the nation baby. we gotta kill more people 2024 -- vote now on your phones. now slow down. hold your horses. did that guy just say we gotta kill more people? well that just wont do. thats why im running on a platform of we gotta kill more people for cheaper, to stop this wasteful madness. and the people just keep dying but seems like there's still some of them left so i guess we're just circling back around to our main thing which is: we gotta kill more people

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everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse

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ohnoproblems
game: You picked up SWORD.
me: nice
game: Equip SWORD?
me: yeah
game: This is MAGICSWORD +1!
me: oh SHIT. oh SHIT. OH MY GOD. OH SHIT.
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hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him

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lilaccccc

yeah umm actually everyone kinda lives, inside.. the walls yeah. no yeah theres not any surrounding farming communities or villages to levy taxes from so we're pretty much just in a stone pit all together. Theres a massive stone castle tho! where did the infrastructure for the stone quarring come from? I dont know... Evil wizard maybe?

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elbiotipo

If you actually want to know how medieval (and overall pre-industrial) cities interacted with its rural enviroment, check out these articles:

Long story short, cities weren't islands in the middle of nowhere. If you're a generic fantasy character approaching a city, you wouldn't find a lonely Shining City Upon A Hill (hmm, interesting imagery there, wonder what it means...), but actually a highly populated area of farms, orchards and all that feeds and maintains a city.

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skull-bearer
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