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Queen of Hyperbole

@rubyslipons / rubyslipons.tumblr.com

Allison. 21. History Major. Ravenclaw. Nerdfighter. This blog is me being unironically enthusiastic about stuff, namely Whedonverse, Harry Potter, Castle, dumb history things, Disney (and Once Upon a Time), & bibliophilia.
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motelstarlight

life hack: be best friends with a slytherin. they will steal cupcakes for you from work and tell you to drop toxic people from your life with no reservations. they will be the ones ordering you to stop and breathe and call in sick, to screw your commitments if they see you’re sacrificing your mental health. they’re the ones to say “don’t you dare settle” and “you deserve better” in a ruthless, matter-of-fact tone. they’ll be the ones saying it’s okay to put yourself first, the voice you need to hear after a long day or week or month. trust me, be best friends with a slytherin.

#I love and need my Slytherin friends#Kelsey#Sam#Lydia
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Deborah Is The One

By now, voters are starting to realize that Rick can not live up to his ludicrous promises. I’m endorsing Deborah because she has all of the qualities crucial in a leader: experience, experience, and humility. Most important of all, she has humility. World-renowned DMCA anti-torrenting bounty hunter and Deborah-endorser Marcus Wallaby said it best: The polls and political power. We are running to invest in the difference between victory and demonstrate the election is so many incredible voters. Because of this election. Yesterday, Deborah announced her plan. Yesterday, Deborah is only possible because millions of your support, and we can't stop now. We've built a very good chance to have an endless surplus of people in our system. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. Make the right decision. Vote for Deborah. Yours, Dontforgettobeallison #ProudDeborahSupporter #TimeForDeborah

#tumblrdecides#ProudDeborahSupporter#TimeForDeborah#about me#april fools!
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gamegrrl

different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

  • will talk to anyone and everyone
  • only does shots
  • has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

  • does nothing but laugh
  • just happy to be included
  • too good for this world
  • loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago
  • probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

  • not great at parties
  • is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is
  • brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

  • keeps everyone’s shit together
  • everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour
  • knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there
  • holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

  • never gets cold
  • makeup never smudges
  • never has to buy their own drinks
  • you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

  • wasted by 10pm
  • needs to be taken home early
  • will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it
  • a Mess
  • never learns from their mistakes
#blissful that quickly becomes parent if people are acting stupid#about me
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vistakai

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

#to true tho#ghostbusters#giggles
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edwardrockbells

Video Game Asks

1: Handheld, console or PC?
2: Favourite genre?
3: Least favourite genre?
4: Top three video games?
5: Games based on movies - in your experience, good or bad?
6: Favourite game based on a film?
7: Least favourite game based on a film?
8: Favourite video game series?
9: Favourite game within your favourite series?
10: Do you tend to stick with one genre, or do you play a range of different game styles?
11: Do you prefer to play alone or with others?
12: When a game has an online connection option, do you use it?
13: At what age did you start playing video games?
14: What was the first video game you played?
15: When was the last time you played a game for the first time, and what game was it?
16: Your favourite games console?
17: Favourite video game character?
18: Favourite video game villain?
19: Favourite video game hero?
20: Is there one video game series that you've been playing for a long time and a have a ridiculous loyalty towards?
21: Who do you usually play video games with?
22: If you play competitively, do you tend to win?
23: Would you say you were good at gaming?
24: Which video game are you best at?
25: Is gaming your favourite hobby?
26: Most disappointing video game you've played?
27: Most surprisingly good/enjoyable video game you've played?
28: One game you hate and everyone else seems to like?
29: One game you like and everyone else seems to hate?
30: What aspect of a video game is most important to you - eg graphics, storyline, soundtrack, controls?
#ask memes#i like video games
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adeles

Yeah. $200 a day, 365 days a year since you were 12. That’s two decades, so times 20 which is $1,460,000, I think. I mean, I am just a dumb bunny but we are good at multiplying.

#zootopia#Disney
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A Lesson on Zootopia

With all the attention Zootopia has been getting for its impressive moral-telling, I feel like this needs to be said because a lot of people are missing the point.

Zootopia isn’t about racism or sexism or any other human social conflict that our personal biases would automatically assume who plays the role of the “good guys” and who are the “bad guys”. It isn’t about any of that because they’re animals, not humans.

Zootopia is about prejudice. As in, the general concept. It’s about how prejudice can affect individuals, society, and especially how others can manipulate prejudice for their own gain, whether that be by excluding outgroups from social participation, or perpetuating lies and fear in order to use a state of victimhood to guarantee social privileges.

It’s about how prejudice isn’t a one-way street, that anyone can have it and any group can suffer from it, whether because an individual believes in that prejudice or because the rest of the world tells them they should feel that way.

It’s about individuals taking their individual experiences to demonize an entire group, and considering any exceptions to that rule to be either impossible or irrelevant.

It’s about how prejudice towards anyone, over anything, for any reason is wrong.

Anyone can be anything. Even the so-called good guys can have bad practices. And the point is that we work a little harder everyday to put a stop to those practices, whoever may be behind them.

#zootopia#psa#Disney
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