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"The real loser in all of this? Chris Kelly"

@cagefacekelly / cagefacekelly.tumblr.com

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beekeep

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

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i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

me to my boss after i decline his seventh call in a row 2 hours into a shift i didn’t show up for

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i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

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getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don't have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling
getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living
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you: *opens my audio biography*
me: hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]
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