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Paul's Pretty Rockin Pagoda

@paulsrockinpagoda / paulsrockinpagoda.tumblr.com

Less inactive than I used to be. Opinions are my own.
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blankticket

Vash's Spiramonster: TOMBI

TOMBI is just a little guy. ń_ǹ."

TOMBI's appearance is a bit deceiving: its "teeth" are actually soft flaps of skin, and he is in fact completely toothless. A headbutt from its thick skull would likely cause more damage than its gummy bite, but TOMBI is extremely averse to fighting to the point where it does not know any damaging moves. While naturally quite a shy and timid creature, TOMBI is absurdly loyal and will rarely ever disobey commands, even if his own health is demanded to the point of self-KO. Additionally, he boasts a high amount of HP, which he utilizes for his supportive moves. Vash loves this little guy, and would welcome anyone asking for a copy of him. He's not explaining whatever's up with the glowing markings on it, though.
Moveset:
  • Lo(o)se Tail
  • Tantrum
  • Defender
  • Grand Restore
  • Drain Orb
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savecomplete

hi. i'm alive! but i'm also fucking lazy, so instead of reposting this onto here as an original i'm just gonna reblog this from my own roleplay account lmfao. yes this is me, i did this <3 turns out my KZ art was looking great bc it didnt use too many colors... now, the quality isn't actually 1:1 in this case but i think that's a fine trade so that these don't get stolen lol

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

HI EVERYONE OP HERE I QUIT THIS JOB TODAY

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*cast poison on you* *casts poison on you* *casts poison on you*

[gets poisoned] Eugh... I don't feel so good.

[the enemy attack has no effect][-1 Poison Damage] eugh...!

[the enemy attack has no effect][-1 Poison Damage] eugh...!

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she didn’t lose her internship because “her friends” used a hashtag, she lost it because a bunch of 4chan fuckers found out she’s trans and decided to doxx her and harass her employer about the ~image~ she was sending. like this wasn’t her public face account, she wasn’t spouting racist garbage, she mistook someone in her mentions for one of the randos she gets regularly harassed by (because, yknow, if someone tweets “language” at you on twitter, 99.9% of the time they’re not actually concerned for you) and transphobes used the opportunity to fuck up her life. it’s great that hickam is behind her on this but a lot of people are sharing this and laughing at how hilarious it is that “a furry got fired for swearing”, which is the smokescreen being used to cover how this was doxxing a trans woman to ruin her potential career

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l-polarisb-l

Still it is kind of unnecessary to say “suck my dick and balls, I’m working at nasa”. While that wasn’t the reason for the lost internship, it was very immature.

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loop-zoop

Hey fuck you buddy

Suck my dick and balls

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stephaknee

Please, if you are able, donate blood.

As the recipient of several blood & plasma transfusions as a child, and the daughter of a mom who needed blood transfusions for the last few months of her life, I can't tell you how important this is to me.

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dsudis

Please be aware that the FDA guidelines that led the Red Cross to turn away a lot of queer people from donating blood have changed in the past year! Rules about sexual partners have become totally gender neutral! Please donate if you can!

HELLO FRIENDS LISTEN TO ME NOW

I have recieved a blood donation in my teens. I spent the first thirty years of my life with a wicked needle phobia. I was only recently eligible to donate through a Blood Canada rule change.

This February, I donated blood for the first time. I went along thinking there was a fifty-fifty chance I would freak out and not follow through.

Instead, it was so straightforward and painless that I felt actively daft for being so worried. A pint of blood took ten minutes to collect and I had zero side effects. If you're reading this, please do two things for me:

- go and check your eligibility at your local blood donation organization, even if you think you know your eligibility

- please consider booking an appointment if you're able to donate

Blood donation is, all things considered, a super straightforward and time-limited way to make a profound difference in the lives of other people near you. If you're dubious or want more information, drop me a DM or ask about my experience!

If you're eligible, consider doing a double red cell donation too. I'm Type O and used to donate all the time, but had to stop due to an unrelated bout of anemia (thanks uterine fibroids). I'm hoping to be able to start again soon!

My number one tip for donors is HYDRATE LIKE CRAZY. The better hydrated you are, the easier it is to find your veins. Second tip if you're nervous or have tricky veins, go to a donor center or hospital rather than a mobile blood drive. It's a more relaxed and slow-paced vibe.

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