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“No one can fault Lannister on his courage,“ Glover said. "When he saw that he was lost, he rallied his retainers and fought his way up the valley, hoping to reach Lord Robb and cut him down. And almost did.”

“He mislaid his sword in Eddard Karstark’s neck, after he took Torrhen’s hand off and split Daryn Hornwood’s skull open,” Robb said. “All the time he was shouting for me. If they hadn’t tried to stop him—”

AGOT - Catelyn X

me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.

me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore

MK1 Shang Tsung's face model, Tadanobu Asano aka Lord Kira in "47 Ronin" VS MK1 Shang Tsung PART 3

(Please someone take away my phone from me, I can't stop screaming)

I was born hungry

ELLA PURNELL as LUCY MACLEAN Fallout | Season 1, Episode 6, "The Trap"

From idiots to lovers

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

Fallen angel

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

Last will

Hunger

kabruvision