The evolution of my cell phones during four years of high school. I dropped all three in the toilet at one point, the iPhone died, the Razr survived and the Nokia broke the toilet.

The dogs love the car

New favourite example of Latin morphology being semi-transparent to English speakers. 

why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong

*takes a bigass rip off elefun the elephant while my lungs get shredded by plastic butterflies*

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

little update bc someone from my hometown wrote an article about her and these are some highlights:

and my personal favorite:

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff? Ba Dum Tss

I Photographed The Cherry Blossoms… In Amsterdam!

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

homeowner

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

just close you eyes and enjoy the gloomy corners of the city.

Though a heart can be dark… even forgotten. There is still so much beauty it can hold.

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

I AM DYING RIGHT NOW!!! 😂😂😂

What started out as a print-at-home card game has now been brought to life! If you’re a fan of Cards Against Humanity and Disney, this game is definitely for you. Be aware though, NONE of these cards are rated G. 

WARNING: Unless you’re ok with having your favourite Disney characters and films ruined forever, don’t buy this game. 

If you’re a horrible person then check it out HERE