Messi the Dog as Snoop in Anatomie d’une chute (2023) dir. Justine Triet
imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.
you can't even parody capitalist media anymore
hes so real for this
CHRIS EVANS 2023 | Stevie Dance ph. for GQ
life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever
The experiment was crushing a bean and saying it smelled like cum afterward btw
Seeing a cop in public: uneasy, on edge, prepared for the worst, hyper vigilant
Smelling weed in public: relaxed, joyful, safe and secure, among friends, at ease and smile
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your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf
albums with songs that flow right into each other suck the dick meat right off the bone
FLORENCE PUGH for Valentino (2023)