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Solas is an asshole.
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‘It’s a riddle,’ he whispered. ‘A cold riddle that gnaws at your mind, but you’ll feel better when it’s gone.’

That … makes as much sense as anything Cole says.

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sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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me, in 4th grade: gifted classes! 12th grade reading level! smart child!
parents: omg lets raise our expectations forever
me, now: average intelligence compared to my classmates! incredibly anxious and emotional! in need of help!
parents: tsk tsk, ur better than this.
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how butter was invented

Me, back in the old days: what if we just take some milk and beat the shit out of it
someone normal: What? Why?
Me: *makes butter*
someone normal: Holy shit
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Modern Varric Aesthetics:

-lovingly cared for laptop, no longer any recognizable brand but an amalgam of new and improved parts -starts wearing his fall jacket too early, doesn’t switch to his winter one until he risks losing fingers -likes every picture his friends ever post on Facebook, Instagram. -always carries a deck of cards -window down, arm out the side of the car, sleeves rolled up radio blaring -170, 638 unread emails, replies to text messages 5 min later or less -raucous laughter at bars, always orders nachos for the table, knows every bar with a karaoke night in the city -profile picture showing just his jawline and chest hair -40% tipper -sunglasses tucked into his shirt or pushed up onto his forehead, constantly using his hand to shade his eyes -orders cheapest beer on the menu by the pitcher, complains about it all night -YouTube channel on which he reads trashy romance novels in increasingly overdramatic voices -wears/displays gag gifts proudly, owns 5+ ‘my best friend went to _____ and all I got was this lousy T-shirt’ shirts. -books strewn over every horizon lay surface in his house, propping up furniture, uses a hardcover as a doorstop -sprawls over entire table at coffee shops, pages of manuscript everywhere and red ink on his fingers -sends ‘I love you man’ texts when drunk

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