This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly

LUIGI THIS ISNT WEED

environmental storytelling.

do you want me. have you wanted me. will you want me. when will you want me

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[small gasp] the phantom

everything in moderation. except garlic

The trick is to do it without shame. Literally anything could be cool if you just did it shamelessly

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this