daisy fresh

New vid of Cody and Eric via @tomlikessturtles on Instagram.

Omg Eric you’re so extra 😂 Btw Cody’s voice sound so high pitch 😱

What is he even saying? Usually my Aussie translation is fine but he’s so hype idk what he’s trying to communicateeeee

Got it! They’re playing that game ‘Werewolf’ and he’s complaining how annoying the ‘tanner’ role is.

My relatable king Cody comin in speaking for the people. 

his hand? i hold that his weed? i roll that his house? i clean that his food? i cook that his bitch? i am that

HELP

$227,900/9 br/6000 sq ft

Scranton, PA

built in 1920

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

just an empty shell.

Carrie (1976)

fAsTeR ThAn YouRS

cHaSiNg tHe lAdIeS

dylan saying “god dammit”

i made this on accident oops

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son