a day on gotham twitter

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It amused me to come up with a defense for the “is homophobic because he said he would never date NightWing” remark.

“My boys are very sociable and Nightwing is clearly a Gothamite of a certain age. There is a better that 20% chance that I have seen him playing Transformers in footie pajamas in my living room. So it’s always going to have to be a no for me.”

I put zero effort into this. Enjoy.

wyll has so many comments in game about how much he likes astarion’s hair hey man whats up with that

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

confidence in love

The Magnus Archives MAG 183 • Welcome to Night Vale ep. 51 • The Penumbra Podcast 4.11

“love” being a part of ghost’s vernacular, meaning no matter who he’s talking to, there’s always a chance that he’ll address them as love at some point. there’s no meaning to it, no intent at all—it’s just how he talks.

soap feels like the exception, and he hates it. he hates that ghost seems to refer to everyone as love save for him, and he hates that he can’t say anything about it without sounding weird. jealous.

what he doesn’t know is that ghost doesn’t use it for soap because of how meaningless the form of address has become for him. he doesn’t feel it’d be right to refer to soap with something devoid of significance, so he avoids it altogether. soap deserves something with feeling, with sincerity behind it.

he just doesn’t know what yet.

(though maybe it should be obvious, with the way soap looks at him when ghost calls him johnny where no one else can.)

(and maybe it should be obvious to soap that he doesn’t need terms like love with the way his heart skips a beat every time ghost says that nickname.)

(they’ll figure it out one day.)

that bike's not the only thing getting ridden tonight

(this was inspired by this photoset which promptly filled my head with all sorts of mechanic au ideas😵‍💫)

When a bartender becomes a father

MUSCLES 💪 Drawn for last month’s drawing challenge!

Man, they're really going all in on this Shadow promotion.

By popular demand.

Seems like I missed a few.

Just keeps going!

It's very tall now.

Go Go Go!

Now Featuring Danta from Devil May Cry.

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

Come get your commemorative 'I rebloged this the year New Year's was on Monday' award!

Morning comrades who wants to see some wacky art deco vehicles

Always

Don't let it be said I don't give you nothing

These are less vehicles and more creatures. Like I feel the bottom right I could encourage to eat seeds and berries out of my hand

Petting the radiator grill whilst making hushing noises, such a gentle thing

Vehicles you need to gently feed an apple before you can drive them

jesse. the mages need to be in circle towers. its safest for them and the people of ferelden

yo mr white the way you separated mages and people in that last sentence is pretty telling

listen to me jesse. youre not listening to me. what about the risk of blood magic. magic was meant to serve man

dont quote the chant of light at me bitch. templars overstep their authority on, like, a regular basis, yo. you claim to want safety but there wouldnt be as many blood mages if all mages werent made to live in fear, bitch. its only, yknow, natural for a captive to lash out at a captor

jesse listen all of this is irrelevant we have to reestablish the circles to reestablish order

i dont know mr white. seems more like you want to reestablish, like, control over people you view as lesser, bitch

i dont view mages as lesser people jesse. i view magic as dangerous in the wrong hands

so is a sword, bitch