bring the ruckus

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it

Circulate this image until it becomes so detached from its original context that one day you're scrolling through pinterest or Instagram and you see this image with the perplexing caption of "Me and my bff after everyone else goes to sleep at the sleepover."

I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.

i created a graphic based on an epiphany i had during a conversation with @kindaunsolved

I HAVE NEVER SEEN TREASURE PLANET USED IN A MEME BEFORE and I’m glad it’s this one LMAOOO

Jesus

If I walked into someone's home and it looked like this I would politely excuse myself and delete the contact, because The Killer.

this is actually one step down from only having a floor mattress

are there people who actually like this style ? cause like, this looks like a prison cell

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

Do you think their classmates were ever like “Sam Winchester… is he the one who dropped out to get custody of his little sister with the YouTube channel?” “No, he was the one who ended up faking his death and becoming a multi-state serial killer with his brother.” “He WHAT?”

Everyone would have guessed it to be the other way around.

The best part of my life was fake and none of you told me.

ppl on here are like Be Gay Do Crimes but dont shoplift bc employers sometimes choose that as thwir excuse of the day to exploit and punish their workers, and dont graffiti bc someone might have to clean it up, and dont block highways in protests bc what if it makes someone late for work and they get fired, and you shouldnt expect people to stand with striking amazon workers or uber drivers for literally one or two days because what if theres someone living in the middle of nowhere in complete poverty who is disabled and cant drive and gets all their groceries and medicine by amazon prime same day delivery and ubers every single day

did i do this right