me: im going to write

me, five hours of scrolling through my phone later:

Me lately

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

prompt 1111

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You’re doing things you’ve never done before, and more importantly, you’re doing something. 

                                                                            –Neil Gaiman

gang gang

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

the hero’s journey

lawful angel: reads the bible, tries really hard not to swear, “father, our lord, g-d”, has their shit together, gets a healthy amount of sleep, drinks milk with honey, glitters in the sunlight

neutral angel: calls god “dad”, likes the rain, eats honey with a spoon, probably had big wings, reblogs moodboards, most likely writes decent poetry, flap flap bitch, wants to hang out in an old church

chaotic angel: “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT”, eats honey with the jar, will definitely fuck a demon, swears to fight god at any minor inconvenience, posts cursed furby images, really unorganized, wants to roundhouse kick an anti

Scottish Landscapes By Gustave Dore

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

You forgot the orange juice on the side

the only valid addition to this post

IM CRYING

Just gonna ignore that the picture as been edited to say Ass instead of pizza

Photo by Sonya Khegay (@cupofherbaltea)