my blog is great but have u seen my ass

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think

Franzen has a point.

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

Put the dumbest injury you’ve ever gotten in the tags

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

less quicksand

almost no quicksand to be honest

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho

One of my passions: full-costume behind the scenes pics.

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You havent lived until you’ve seen the joker kick flipping over batman

Here’s a rose someone left on the beach

Here’s another rose someone left on the beach

NO GO TO YOUR ROOM

CORNER. NOW.

“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

racism kills”

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

……….I have an idea.

don’t we all

that weird mood where its like u doing alright but u cant rlly call it happiness because? its not and u have no clue what that feels like exactly anyway. but its not a bad mood. void but a lil chill