Yo fuck me up

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Naming your kid after yourself is like making a second character in a video game because the first one was shit

The no note nekos of wealth

Reblog for a bunch of fucking money

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

Shino “ Mandalay” Sosaki

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

This will never NOT be funny

@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific

The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!

I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

whoever was in charge of naming towns in pennsylvania must have been really off the shits when they were doing their job because pennsylvania truly does have some of the most bizarre town names ive ever seen

hey look i found out where the next dashcon could be held

Guess what other town pennsylvania has?

holy shit

Chad Chadville vs. Incel Virginville:

It’s in the fuckin name

[tv commercial announcer voice] BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!

only residents of Chadville are allowed in Intercourse, PA, and Virginville residents are banned for life

I see your Virginville, Chadville, and Intercourse, and I raise you a

blue ball and virginville should just be merged into one town

@flybymercy

genji is the reason why moira naruto runs

genji is the reason why moira naruto runs

Cain killing Able

​why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post

Mmm…