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how do i tell my psychiatrist this is the only thing that will ever make me laugh anymore

phil lester? king of comedy, master of dad jokes

no offense but weddings seem way too public for my introverted ass im gonna get married at midnight in the desert my lover will be lucky if i even manage to invite them to our wedding

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

@archdukegrand

why do i use skincare when clearly my skin doesn’t in fact care ??

Haechan when you leave him alone for .172828289 seconds

It’s been 10 years since 2007…

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now