• “You belong to me.”
• “I found you.”
• “I’m in jail.”
• “You make me so hot.”
• “I have to leave.”
• “Please don’t leave.”
• “And what about our parents?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “You shouldn’t have done that.”
• “What happened last night.”
• “We never tell anyone about this.”
• “So, you want to play games?”
• “Does that require pants?”
• “Lets just have a lazy day.”
• “Then go kill the bitch.”
• “You broke me.”
• “Don’t touch me.”
• “You can’t fix this.”
• “There’s nowhere we can hide.”
• “I’m not listening.”
• “Who do you think you are?”
• “I don’t need you here.”
• “Did I fall asleep?”
• “A little evil goes a long, long way.”
• “I will not die.”
• “I don’t care.”
• “I have no regrets.”
• “I feel numb.”
• “All monsters are human.”
• “You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”
• “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
• “Let’s get you to bed.”
• “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
• “Are you crazy?”
• “Do you trust me?”
• “How did you escape?”
• “Is that blood behind your ear?”
• “Take. This. Off. ”
• “What’s in it for me?”
• “What’s in it for you?”

• “can we just take a moment to celebrate me?”
• “i’m always the one who loves more, that’s my thing.”
• “i take dumps standing up! i’m a man!”
• “it really bums me out that i will never know the infinite joy of what it feels like to carry a child inside me.”
• “open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.”
• “i am a rugged, semetic prince!”
• “do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings? how do you get anything done?”
• “will you not stop until the whole world is aroused?!”
• “i’m not putting on the kimono.”
• “i just wanna be slapped around!”
• “eat glass and die, you tramp!”
• “you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?”
• “i don’t want a refund on you.”
• “a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!”
• “i’m high on anxiety meds right now.”
• “i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!”
• “oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost.”
• “nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!”
• “boob season’s over for you!”
• “there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson.”
• “when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison.”
• “i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to.”
• “sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day.”
• “you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?”
• “so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies.”
• “oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!”
• “i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song.”
• “i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
• “i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die.”
• “life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, i said ass.”
• “you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!”
• “i’m pretty sure i’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history.”
• “you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!”
• “i’m gonna take you…respectfully.”
• “i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!”
• “have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?”
• “please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
• “why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?”
• “i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening.”
• “does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constitution of america? no, i think not.”
• “where are your nipples, man?”
• “i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!”
• “i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me.”
• “let’s just suck it up and french a little.”
• “been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day.”
• “they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!”
• “i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life.”
• “please do not angry-fix the sink.”
• “you my boo and i been missing you.”
• “i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels.”
• “can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?”
• “first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2016.”
• “sandwiches and sex?! i want that!”
• “are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.”
• “i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience.”
• “this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!”
• “guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?”
• “damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”
• “i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked.”
• “are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan.”
• “why does your hair look so baby soft?!”
• “i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.”
• “did you just make up a theme song for yourself?”

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