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Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

Charles took her to macy’s

Cheryl and Charles are my OTP.

as you are surely aware Saint Ambrose of Milan was the driving force behind Theodosian antipagan policy in the fourth century. by some means his unquiet spirit has come to finish the work. i would like to ask my followers to pray for his success

Witchtok nerds deadass logging in to say “raid night at Tartarus tonight, let’s clear Saint Ambrose (Savage), must have seen enrage” conpletely unironicallt like it isn’t going to get their asses beaten and lunch money stolen at best, and outright sent to the Shadow Realm at worst if this all were real like the girl that tried to fistfight Allah and ended up in the Crystal Healing Room or whatever like Vegeta in the healing pod after getting styled on by Frieza.

the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

W for “wupwards”

a is for “am going left”

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

Bold looks coming out of the country that banned Muslim women from wearing Burkas and Niqābs.  . 

trauma isn't a personality&the ability to bear pain isn't a necessity to do so.

Fred Hampton was a true revolutionary. Ahead of his time and gone too soon.

is this real?

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

[image description] A fake tweet from John F Kennedy (@cubahater_239) saying “my wife is making me do this stupid parade, someone kill me now please”

The tweet is edited to be an aged yellow colour. The date attached says 11/22/1963

fuck you

[image description] a REAL tweet from John F Kennedy (@cubahater_239) saying “my wife is making me do this stupid parade, someone kill me now please”

This very real tweet was made on 11/22/1963, the day of the Kennedy assassination. It is a sepia yellow due to aging.

Crochet Summer Sun Beach Cat Hats - Pair by CraftsbyMol

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

These are not only legitimate, but 179 of them were made by the real, actual Jim Henson Studios.

That is the HEIGHT of comedy right there

It sounded like kermit.

Etiquette warnings shown before silent films (1910s)

Hats were like the cell-phones of the 1910s.

Zodiaque chinois : le Chien 🐶