I’m Important

I have two Important Blue Internet Checkmarks. Because I’m important on the internet. Also I bought them. And if they don’t turn into crabs at some point imma be so pissed...

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That horrifying moment when you’re looking for an adult, then realize you’re an adult. So you look for an older adult, someone successfully adulting... an adultier adult.

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