Manny's World

social distancing is okay for me bc ive been touched starved since the 15th century. im used to it.

clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne

the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty

also the king: i hate my sons so much it’s unbelievable

SHARE their names.

SAY their names.

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

why you bake me

Miniature Food Magnets

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alan rickman marvelously recalling this prank on daniel radcliffe

top - loser