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Fire Bad, Tree Pretty.

@eugenideswalksintoabar / eugenideswalksintoabar.tumblr.com

My name is Hannah and I am a crying bisexual. The second half of Team AU. When I'm not doing school work I write original stuff and fanfiction. Prompts and comissions always welcome. Uniqueinalltheworld on AO3.
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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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tumblgang
  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
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skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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healing involves a lot more grieving than you’d expect. progress hurts. you’re moving on from things that happened but also things you wished would happen and never did. mourning does not mean you are not getting better.

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sexioto
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crilbyte

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

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Jack & Alicia after Center Ice

Alicia: Honestly, honey, I’m surprised you didn’t propose to him

Jack: Oh God no

Alicia: ???

Jack: Can you imagine how much schoolwork he’d neglect if he started planning a wedding? He has a thesis to write.

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shoomlah

Everyone saw Crowley dressed up as Nanny Ashtoreth and wondered what she'd look like as a mid-century pinup, right, all of us, not just me 😬

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odinsblog

“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)

I feel like Robert Pattinson has had a similar career trajectory as Daniel Radcliffe where he got all his money from a major franchise and now he just gets to have fun and do weird movies

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closet-keys

I love the post-apocalyptic genre as much as the next horror fan, but there is something to be unpacked in how they often reinforce very reactionary political ideas. Not just in the more bluntly conservative ways of thematically rewarding ideas like

  • “shoot first ask questions never”
  • “never offer mercy”
  • “torture works”
  • “Strong Government may be doing Bad Things but it is the only thing stopping people from becoming roaming bands of cannibal rapists unless Strong Men with police or military training maintain order once society collapses”

But also in the less easily recognizable reactionary beliefs like

  • “power vacuums are real and inevitable” (implying that unless you plan to exert a similar level of power and take the top of the hierarchy then you should not seek to dismantle power)
  • “the people who survive are the best— the strongest and smartest and most resourceful, the ones who deserve it most.” (implying that eugenics is an inevitable biological force rather than a political ideology)
  • “If someone who deserves to live dies, it is due to the actions of a villain, ‘good’ ‘important’ people do not just die from sickness or hunger or chance or mundane accidents” (more eugenics tbh, or at very least a just world ideology & confusing storytelling conventions with how the world works)

I think this becomes an issue when people—who have not studied, for example, the way that communities engage in mutual aid during natural disasters even if disconnected beforehand—will assume that collapse will inevitably lead to evil cannibal hoards as the biggest threat to survival and therefore the most important thing to prepare for, instead of understanding that collapse is much more likely to lead to an absolute need for community interdependence and cooperation to survive in the face of environmental disaster. I think it’s an issue if you can’t picture disabled people during collapse because you watched a hundred depictions of post apocalyptic shows where disabled people are eerily absent or die immediately, instead of internalizing the much more likely reality that if you survive disaster even if you were able-bodied previously, you and everyone you know will likely be surviving as disabled people.

like the media is fun as a form of storytelling, but if you are approaching your imagination of the future with increasing climate crisis with images you got from zombie shows, you do need to take a break from the fiction and learn from communities that have actually experienced natural disasters in real life.

you'll like this:

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[ID: an advance reading copy cover of the book The Lightest Object in the Universe by Kimi Eisele.]

wow, I checked some reviews & I can see why you recommended it!

"[At first] I found The Lightest Object in the Universe to be deeply frustrating. Here I am reading a novel about the end of the world [...] where were the nuke pooches, the marauding cannibal, road warriors, the blood thirsty packs [...]? The problem wasn't with Kimi Eisele, [...] the problem was me."

sounds like it's doing a good job of subverting these tropes to have a reader suddenly realize that their expectation of these ideas (as the obvious narrative of what happens in an apocalyptic scenario) has been cultivated through other stories in the genre. that the ubiquity of this one view of humanity and crisis in what they've read in the genre had reached a point where it was genuinely limiting this reader's imagination! that there are possibilities outside of these repeated stories.

thank you for the recommendation! I'll have to check it out.

Good time to bring up Special Period Cuba which had to survive the peak oil catastrophe people were dreading in the 90's due to the Soviet Union collapse and the US blockade which they are still suffering under. Their entire fossil fuel dependent system collapsed and they ended up overhauling everything to survive, including a shift to sustainable agriculture. Check out The Power of Community: How Cuba Survived Peak Oil, a good hour long documentary about this.

The Special Period also led to Cubans repurposing various things to make ends meet, such as turning semi-trucks in to public transportation "camels." The government also cut defense spending by 86% while increasing welfare and health spending.

Basically, Cuba is a good example of "the apocalypse already happened" and it's precisely because they've been hit with so many disasters and have such a tightly knit community that they know what to do to prepare. It's similar to why several many Global South countries managed to keep COVID relatively contained (many remembered the devastation from the first SARS) while the response was disastrous in so many so-called developed countries.

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angelsaxis

christians literally cannot conceive of people being a different religion from them or having no religion at all. they sincerely believe that when an atheist says "oh my god" theyre expressing a faith they refuse to claim and not just using a common exclamation that's been drilled into them since probably childhood. i had a friend say at the end of the day everybody goes home and prays. bitch what.

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