Crackers Don't Matter

Papillons 56 | patricia m

Gorgeous skull creations by Heather Demarest.

Falling Star, 1884, by Witold Pruszkowski (1846-1896)

What are your top beauty tips?

“Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.”

Robot Monster (1953) trailer

You know something really fucked up? This bird has never once had to pay a “Sephora tax” to get this look. Never once had to glue on lashes or learn to blend eye shadows.

“I woke up like this. Feeling cute.”

Unfucking believable.

Anyway here is my minimum standard for an okay looking bird and if have one in your house that doesn’t match up, that’s probably on you. Talk to your birds and if you can’t get them to try harder, get better birds.

Break the rules. I’ve always hated the idea that you should be wearing this or that, because it makes me feel like I’m getting everything wrong. I hated it at school, and I don’t want it as an adult. If you want to wear a fucking flowerpot on your head and that makes you happy, then wear a fucking flowerpot on your head.

not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence

Female clothing: no pockets

Gollum’s 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins’ teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.”

Marchesa Spring 2017.

New York Fashion Week.

Stephen Mackey’s ‘Quicksilver’

Marius Borgeaud (Swiss 1861-1924), “La chambre blanche”, (1924), oil on canvas 54 x 65 cm.