🌵 two gentle friends 🌸

taking zodiac aesthetic to a whole new level

nagia hazuki cute af

chris evans’ biceps are bigger than my hopes and dreams

chris evans’ biceps are my hopes and dreams

rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore it’s just rip

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

me: *Finds new song that really likes*

me: *PLAYS ON REPEAT UNTIL IT’S DEAD TO ME*

Every interaction with Thorin ever

someone: damn, I seem to have lost my keys  Thorin: do not SPEAK to me about LOSS 

Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan

Learn how to do the dishes from porn.

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

when someone worse than you gets a solo you wanted

this is the most accurate stock photo of flute players I’ve ever seen right down to the attempted murder