What’s your typical day like?
i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day
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What’s your typical day like?
i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day
requested by hi-i-like-dice
“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.
bitches be like *recomsume media from childhood to cope*
Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo
appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb
my heart is confused she needs a break from all of this
I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.
u know those deeply sad nights where you just wanna cry and listen to a very emotional song
im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question
practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table
dating site for dumbasses called okstupid