MEANWHILE IN STEPCITY

Stradivarius  Violin Pool 

“Best Pool Design 2013.”

Asian male apology game = tight.

laughed so fuckin hard at the fuckin breakdancer

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

Same

He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

Oh. Wonderful! Let’s enjoy this playful scamp. 

What a great music partner!  I bet this bird is just trying to help!  Turn those pages, greeny!  

You… you can be a real musician, too! Why not?

You don’t need four years at Juilliard or equivalent training and thousands of hours of practice like a human.  Just… jump on the fucking violin and use your claws to tear at those strings or whatever? 

I love birds!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Extreme apologizing. For when you’ve really pissed her off.

Jazz for Cows

this is the best thing i have ever seen

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Jazz for your cow