I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

I see no downsides to this

As a kid, the idea of biting into an apple and finding a worm seemed like it would be a lot more common and tragic than it has been.

They’ve come so far.

Give them their hair back??

Freshman year vs senior year

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

he?

thank you…..

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

@karanan @bootyknight

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday