Mm yes it’s hate myself o clock
Me: “I’m going to save my snacks for the movie!”
Also Me, Three Seconds into the Previews:
IG// Ferrarijones
10/10 fae court ruler. Would make deal without reading contract.
👑 Spring Court Ruler 👑
My Gravestone: *written on it* V.F.D.
Someone: What does that-
Lemony Snicket: *appearing out of thin air* The acronym V.F.D. can stand for a great number of mysterious places and things. For example, it can refer to a secret organization fighting fires. However, it can also stand for a village standing in the middle of the Hinderlands. It can be a silly phrased devised by a group of silly people who prefer heart-shaped balloons to the usage of new medical technology. There is a great plethora of things that V.F.D. could stand for (a word here which means a great number of myserious places and things) that it is almost impossible to say what this particular V.F.D. stands for.
Lemony Snicket: But, in this case, V.F.D. stands for “very fucking dead”.
me: puts on a face mask
my face: feels soft afterwards
me, every time:
Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
me: *watches a show called How to Get Away With Murder*
me: man there’s so much murder on this show
mood: Christine Teigen getting angry at Animal Crossing
“wyd after work”
sleeping for work tomorrow
buff women: *exist*
me:
Delete me staff I dare you. I want you to do it. do it
god they sorta did it to me huh?