What is this emotion

Lust

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Better?

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

Mike Pence: Power Bottom

hmmm

I tried to be funny when @elasticpoodle​ came to visit and the game decided to punish me for my sins. 

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

And I just got paid!

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

i guess these online quizzes are no longer fucking around

other online quizzes: pick out tupperware and we’ll guess your height haha :)

this quiz: 

here’s the link

reblog this and tag how you’re gonna die

I’m gonna did peacefully surrounded by all my friends and family… “Share and see if your friends get a death as good as yours”

Bitch we stan

in 2O2O yall better feel the rain on ur skin! NO ONE ELSE can feel it for u. period

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir Chris Columbus

He chucked that off of what was at least a three story building. Motherfucker should be dead.

vibe check

when ur clothes are slightly different shades of black and dont match

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow