yknow when I said "I hope Mob Psycho 100 gets more recognition" I didn't expect "Eric Trump gets mad that Shigeo appears when you google image search 'mob' instead of actual IRL angry mobs" to be the direct result of the monkey's paw curling inwards
got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”
VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*
all the touch starved bisexuals show yourselves
my possible career choices: cloud flower
a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it
no one is allowed to not see this
scooby: raggy what’s rat?
shaggy: like scoob that’s incoming enemy missiles!
scooby: ruh roh
HOW can you not show the picture of abby
none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?
this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service
Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal
schroedinger’s gunchucks
Why does schroedinger have so many things
Schrodinger’s hording problem
i cant even read the news any more and function as a person without being paralyzed by dread. it really feels like the world is going to end in the next decade and im supposed to just have a career and pay taxes
